|Vintage Pulp||Sep 12 2016|
It's really impossible to measure the Worth of this film.
What more do you need to know about a movie than the fact that cheeseball actor Ken Clark plays a main character named Dick Worth and he spends ninety minutes trying to get his dick's worth of action? The Fuller Report is a half baked espionage caper set in Sweden, involving Clark's smug race car driver who gets swept up in a frantic search for the eponymous report. What's in these papers? References to a Soviet defector, who it turns out is a kidnap and blackmail target. But the villains have more complex plans for her—they intend to turn her into an assassin. And of course the racing comes into play too, but not as much as you'd think based on the Japanese promo poster above.
Jointly made by the Italian company Fida Cinematografica and French based Les Productions Jacques Roitfeld, this is high budget schlock with Americans in three of the four main roles, and the fourth slot occupied by Serbian star Beba Lončar, who plays the defector. Lončar is a real beauty, but Ken Clark wins the production value award hands down—dude is seriously ripped. There's a steam bath scene involving Lončar, but we think it was actually put in the film so Clark could get his chest all oiled up.
Overall, we recommend you break out either a twelve-pack or the weed pipe for this flick—it's rife with awful acting, clunky staging, and loaded lines of dialogue any cleverhead could riff on all night. Our favorite? Clark and Lončar are in bed enjoying post-coital bliss and Lončar gushes, “I love you so much.” Clark's response: “Me too.” Invite your funny friends, sit back and enjoy Lončar's beautiful face, Clark's steely torso (without the fur he's wearing below), and the great soundtrack by Armando Trovajoli. The movie opened in Italy as Rapporto Fuller, base Stoccolma in early 1968, and sped into Japan today in 1970.
JapanSwedenItalyFranceSoviet UnionStockholmFida CinematograficaLes Productions Jacques RoitfeldThe Fuller ReportRapporto Fuller base StoccolmaBeba LončarKen ClarkArmando Trovajoliposter artcinemamovie review
|Musiquarium||Oct 19 2009|
Soundtrack art Italian style.
Cover art from an assortment of sixties and seventies soundtracks and collections from Beat records, Italy. Note the Sandro Symeoni art in panel nine. If you missed our earlier post on this master's work, you can find it here.
ItalyCinecocktailAlla riciera del piacereItalia a mano armataMilano roventeSatanikNapoli violentaLa padrinaNapoli spara!A.A.A. messaggiatrice bella presenza offresi...KriminalRapporto fuller base stoccolmaLa polizia incrimina la legge assolveTeo UsuelliFranco MicalizziCarlo RustichelliRobert PregadioRomano MussoliniMario BertolazziFrancesco di MasiLallo GoriArmando TrovaoliLucio FulciSandro Symeoni