|Sex Files||Feb 20 2013|
Above, a cover of the tabloid Midnight from today in 1967, with one of their standard sex headlines. This one is pure fiction. How do we know? Because despite all their “bros before hos”* machismo, men fall out over women almost as often as they do about money, which means the town would devolve into Fallujah style chaos in mere days. At least the bride-to-be wouldn’t have to break any hearts. Every man except one would be dead.
*For a serious grammatical discussion of whether “hos” is spelled properly see here