|Vintage Pulp||Sep 13 2018|
Paging Dr. Beam. Paging Dr. Jim Beam.
We think we know who the lady’s little doctor is—he’s an older gent, about eight inches tall, with a charming Southern accent. He’s been practicing since the mid-1800s, which is reassuring experience-wise, but on the minus side, he always smells like a distillery. They say the U.S. doesn’t have universal healthcare—looks like it does to us, but maybe this also explains why the cure rates are so low.