Sex Files | Jul 15 2010 |
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Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Doubling up on the tabloids, we have an issue of the low-rent Candid Press, published yesterday in 1968. The centerpiece story about “Marlene” tells how she got pregnant after a year of having sex with her brother. Incest was a popular subject in the tabs around this time, but we’ve learned that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of exclamation marks in a story and its level of truthfulness. This sentence alone tells us Marlene is pure fiction: “Incest has reached a point where a pregnant girl does not know who fathered her baby—her boyfriend or her dad!” That's journalism, people.