Pulp International - September 22 page from the Goodtime Weekly Calendar of 1963

Sep 22 2012

What do you say we park it right here?

This week’s slate of Goodtime Weekly Calendar quips features an offering from Groucho Marx, which makes us wonder why the calendar guys didn’t borrow from him more often. Maybe it’s because he was actually funny. And that Freddie Flintstone guy appears again. The debate of whether he’s actually the cartoon character is settled. Definitely isn’t him. But we still can’t find any references to a comic or personality who borrowed the character’s name. This week’s photo is once again by the unknown photographer who called himself L.W., and it’s the last image we’ll be seeing from him until December, but a very nice one of an unidentified red-headed model who’d look right at home in the cast of Mad Men. We’re now halfway through the Goodtime Weekly Calendar of 1963, and you can visit all those earlier pages by clicking here.

Sep 22: “Success is relative; the more success you have, the more relatives.”—Ernie Simon

Sep 23: “A woman’s yawn may be annoying, but it’s a lot less dangerous than her sigh.”—Freddie Flintstone

Sep 24: “I could never be a test pilot. I get dizzy just licking an air mail stamp.”—Groucho Marx

Sep 25: The trouble with the United Nations is like elephants making love—everything goes on at such a high level.

Sep 26: A lot of women have no respect for age—unless it’s in furniture.

Sep 27: Love, smoke, and a cough cannot be hid.”—French Prov.

Sep 28: A joyful autumn is before the leaves start to fall and the lawn no longer needs to be mowed.

Goodtime Weekly Calendar Groucho Marx Freddie Flintstone. Ernie Simon