|Vintage Pulp||Oct 26 2012|
Oh no! Somehow his settings got switched from foreplay to purée! Turn him off! For the love of God, turn him off!
Trivia question: what are the settings on an American blender? Well, they vary, but most of them would have worked with our little subhead. Examples: pulse, beat, cream, frappe, fold, fluff, and our personal favorite—crush ice. We love it when a book cover makes it easy for us to be silly. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.